BLAM! UGGHHH!

Your gun coughs a single, lethal shell that rips exactly through the middle of Jade's little navel. "Ugghhh." the half naked assassin protests as she watches her once perfect navel exude a hot plume of smoke. "Damn it! You got me too!" Jade grips her lean bellybutton vainly attempting to stem the crimson river now trickling down her nude belly. "So why my bellybutton? Just showing off?"

"Yes, I guess so! Gotcha!" You triumph sticking your index finger into Jade's now deeper navel. "OUCH! Damn you, get that finger out of my bellybutton! You, bastard, I hope Stilleto guts you like a fish!"

As if on cue you feel a horrible pain slashing through your left arm.

What the Hell? Turn around.