Entering a professional-looking movie set, you are awed by the sight of two near-naked Amazons duelling for the cameras. (What you don't know is that this is Madame Menace's very lucrative snuff movie business!)
As you watch, the young blonde actress starts to turn you on as she twists and turns her taut body seductively for the camera while performing a carefully coreographed series of thrusts and parries with her more sombre opponent. As their weapons clash, you realize they are using real weapons.
Just as well the moves are pre-determined, you think, as the blonde gaily knocks her opponent's sword aside and raises her spear for a pretend killing thrust - leaving her own rippling torso exposed and defensless.