A bunch of you mugs have told me that you like guns. A couple of dames have said the same thing. It ain't my thing; like I said, for me a gun is a tool. You wanta put two boards together, you use a hammer to drive in a nail. You want somebody out of your way, you use a .45 to drive in a slug.

But, here at Sam's, we aim to please. There's no shooting gallery in the bar, guns make too much racket and if you miss they make holes in the walls. But we've set up a place upstate, a little cabin in the woods, where you can go. Of course we take pictures there...