From: morbidiai@aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.sex.asphyx
Subject: Re: Asphyx on the Lighter side.
Date: 3 Dec 1996 04:15:45 GMT
 
A beautiful woman was arrested for murder, tried, and condemned to hang. 
On the day of the execution, the warden asked the woman if she had a last
request.  She replied: I wish to hang nude.  

The warden was taken aback, but he consulted the penal codes and
regulations and found no grounds to refuse the request.  As the terminal
moment approached, she shed her prison clothes and held her hands to her
sides as the wardresses pinioned her arms.  They took the final walk and
entered the gallows room.  As she was positioned under the noose, the
hangman exclaimed under his breath: My god what a beautiful body to waste
like this.  As he was putting the hood over her head, she replied from the
side of her mouth:
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"It's all yours if you keep your trap shut!"              -Morby-
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